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Post by Mummy on Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:44 pm

As much as I want to welcome anyone to this site, I won't welcome nerds. For those who are wondering, nerds are a species of human that have no genitals and annoy everyone by obsessive computer fandom, having no social life and therefore most likely locking themselves in their mom's basement playing 'Flash's theme' on repeat, exploring Wikipedia for the fun of it, overusing internet memes and expecting to get people to laugh, and using big words. So don't come if you're nerdy, biotch. To all nerds: we don't care that you like education or how we're apparently not allowed to make fun of you because being an introvert freak is 'normal' according to your fucking weird logic, and also, your face is fucked up, which is why you have no friends/social life. Very Happy

Nerds can't join this site and not expect to be disrespected. It's like a hobo walking into an important government meeting and expecting to contribute. It wouldn't be a good idea to let people like nerds enter the awesomeness of this site.

Smart people like me are welcome here, as well as shy people, but there is a pretty thick line between smart/shy people and nerds. It's like the line between somewhat unintelligent people and retards. Smart people are smart. Shy people are shy. Nerds have no life and find extremely tedious things entertaining. :/

The main reason why I decided to create this site was to get away from those obnoxious freaks on TTC, of which the majority of are nerds and 8-year olds as well as paranoid mods. Obviously this means that I have to prevent any of the groups listed to be on this site, because honestly I can't be fucked to get irritated by members of my own site. I don't want to create something that becomes something that I wanted to get away from.

Anyone who is discovered to be a nerd will get a 'Nerd' rank and everyone else will be given permission to harrass them to get them away. If we get enough nerds, I will create an 'Education' or 'Computer Obsession Discussion' subforum, for all of the nerds to talk and for all the rest of us to laugh at. Yay

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Post by Mister Flippy on Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:15 am

Hey TMM I'm (sorta) a nerd but now you hert my feelings you big monkey ass.

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Post by Mummy on Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:16 am

Don't worry, you probably ain't a nerd. There is a difference between normal people and nerds. Razz

All nerds consist of the following:
1. High intelligence. Not just normal smartness, but straight-A+++++-like smartness.
2. Dorky appearance. Wearing stuff that you don't even need. Glasses when you don't have bad eyesight, braces when your teeth aren't out of place, and buck teeth are a clear sign of dorkiness. This includes considering a suit as something you would wear when doing something social, like going shopping with buddies.
3. Lack of a social life. Nerds tend to spend time on their 'puter fascinated about finding out information about science/technology/educational stuff, rather than smoking crack with their buddies and going on Facebook like normal people do.
4. Restricting to only communicate with and understand other nerds. Whilst sane people are together smoking crack, nerds are completing their homework and making corny jokes about triangles.
5. Interest in subjects that normal people think are dull/boring.
6. Obsession of stuff like comic books, trading card games, and sci-fi.

If you have more than 3 of the above, you're a nerd. If you don't, then you're sane. Very Happy


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Post by Mister Flippy on Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:42 am

The Monkey Man wrote:Don't worry, you probably ain't a nerd. There is a difference between normal people and nerds. Razz

All nerds consist of the following:
1. High intelligence. Not just normal smartness, but straight-A+++++-like smartness.
2. Dorky appearance. Wearing stuff that you don't even need. Glasses when you don't have bad eyesight, braces when your teeth aren't out of place, and buck teeth are a clear sign of dorkiness. This includes considering a suit as something you would wear when doing something social, like going shopping with buddies.
3. Lack of a social life. Nerds tend to spend time on their 'puter fascinated about finding out information about science/technology/educational stuff, rather than smoking crack with their buddies and going on Facebook like normal people do.
4. Restricting to only communicate with and understand other nerds. Whilst sane people are together smoking crack, nerds are completing their homework and making corny jokes about triangles.
5. Interest in subjects that normal people think are dull/boring.
6. Obsession of stuff like comic books, trading card games, and sci-fi.

If you have more than 3 of the above, you're a nerd. If you don't, then you're sane. Very Happy
Boleded what I am. I'm sad about The 2nd one (Number 3)
And TMM YOU BETTER NOT GIVE ME A NERD RANK OR I WILL FIND WHERE YOU FUCKING LIVE AND KILL YOU

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Post by Mummy on Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:51 pm

Face it, Jason. You're a fucking nerd and need to get a life. And you're acting like you have tourettes.

don't let yourself become nerdy and tourettic. GET FACEBOOK, ADD YOUR BUM BUDDIES, AND GO OUT WITH YER BUM BUDDIES.


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Post by Mister Flippy on Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:57 am

The Monkey Man wrote:Face it, Jason. You're a fucking nerd and need to get a life. And you're acting like you have tourettes.

don't let yourself become nerdy and tourettic. GET FACEBOOK, ADD YOUR BUDDIES, AND GO OUT WITH YER BUDDIES.

Good thing my facebook got re enabled There fucked up securty bans me every 3 or so months and when I got disabled I was about the Social Network movie

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Post by Hawk on Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:06 am

I'm a nerd, brrrr.
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Post by Mummy on Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:22 am

Cool. I'll make the Nerd Rank soon. LOLNERD
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Post by Hawk on Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:53 am

But I don't show my nerdiness to the public ;-;
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Post by Mummy on Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:20 am

okay that's fine. i'm only giving this rank to openly proud nerds, people who happily admit and/or act like it ;D

it's like a syndrome. at first sight you don't usually know someone is a nerd until they tell you, but once you get to know em, you start to see signs that may give away nerdiness and shit. but not all people with syndromes are retards, only a very small amount. i have a syndrome that makes me extremely hyper and have a low attention span, but last time i checked i'm not retarded
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Post by schooliscool123 on Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:26 am

Why not include nerds? They're people too, you inconsiderate jerk.

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Post by Hawk on Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:55 am

if you need help setting up the rank, its rly easy with phpBB, cuz I did it to my own site.
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Post by Mummy on Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:06 am

ik how to do it
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Post by Sunny on Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:55 am

"why not include nerds? They're people too, you inconsiderate jerk."

LOOOL TOM You just got done xD

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Post by Mummy on Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:20 am

Yea. I was extremely offended by that insult[/sarcasm]

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Post by Sunny on Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:30 am

lol that just made me laugh XD
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Post by Mummy on Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:41 am

schooliscool123 wrote:Why not include nerds? They're people too, you inconsiderate jerk.
no they're not
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Post by Sunny on Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:12 am

nerds arent human o_o?

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Post by Mummy on Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:59 am

true, they aren't human. it has been proved by scientists, which is ironic coz most scientists are nerds too
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Post by Sunny on Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:01 am

LOL.
Its funny how I'm talking on MSN and randomly "you have got a new e-mail from mememe" xD

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Post by Inzanedude on Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:41 am

nerds = aliens

that's why they are so smart!! lololz!!!!!!1!1!!11!

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Post by Sunny on Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:43 am

LOL WTF..
aliens are pwnage, but nerds aren't..

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Post by Inzanedude on Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:51 am

tell me that when they eat your brains.

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Post by Sunny on Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:55 am

will do.

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Post by Inzanedude on Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:55 am

good

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